Lauren

YERRRRRRRRR

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@XavierDLeau NCIS Los Angeles & Hawai'i

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Safe to say after 2 paid for beers, pregaming, 2 free shots, a free beer and a free mixed drink, your girl is a Lil schwasted

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Watching blossoming motherhood in real time is hilarious. My friend just took a single bite of her jelly sandwich and she immediately got sick. Whew chileeee

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Is it terrible that EVERYTIME I see a yt person touch their nose in a club my immediate thought is that they just did a line or need one?

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Watching a grown ass man chew gum with his mouth open is a disturbing way to start my morning

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

The Mets have the best record in the NL, the Warriors won the Finals and I'm omw to NOLA after just coming back from Orlando. Okay Juneee, I see you

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@domiono

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

I know it's a warm Saturday in NYC but dayum. Errybody needs to chill tf out. The drugs are TOO good rn

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Both the Mets and Warriors won tonight. Whew it is a good night

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@solibisous Absolutely

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@angelicaross Theyre prolly gonna spin it by saying they saved them before they got caught in the crossfire. Knowing good and damn well that's a damn lie

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Tfw you take your hella white friend to the heights and she is THRIVING. Okay bitch, I see you.

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@_kareen17 Omg I love this

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@angelicaross @iamjojo Two queens together. Love it

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@solibisous @wildbloodorange I cant unsee it so like damn you

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

@BuzzFeed You guys really only came up with 21 because im pretty sure there's well over a 100.

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Tfw the bus ride only takes 7 mins because theres only one other person on board and no one else is tryna get on

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

As much as Im not a sentimental bitch, last year and this one so far has def been the best time ever. Im so glad to have found this family.

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

What are you going to GIW for?
To NEtwOrk?
Imma Network This Pussy

[Lauren @bcuzisaidso49]

Go out on a god damn Monday to catch up with a college buddy and wind up drunk. Damn but it's good to know that we can get a long lile nothing even after not seeing each other in 5 years