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[Mabintou @mabintou]

You can’t keep girls who feel like their life is over if they’re not married by 30 close to you if you want peaceful sisterhood.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

Because SURPRISE SURPRISE, women and girls actually hate dating and marrying older men, and it’s overwhelmingly in countries where women and girls are sooo poor that they have no choice but to pair with old men

In countries where women and girls have money, they go for AGE MATES

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

two stages of reading:

1. ​i’ve read 5 books in 3 days.
1. ​i have not read a single sentence in months.

[Goddess 🎀 @prn63ss]

i refuse to make macaroni sounds for a nigga w no cheese

[JONATHAN @_macaconinja_]

Este es el típico man que me imagino en mi mente mientras canto todo el ultraviolence de lana del rey

[neko @neekokix]

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

[Rayyvana @RayyvanaTTV]

They could have aborted for no reason at all and I’d still support them

[MUSAH ⛓️ @HOWLSMUSAH]

bom saber que aos 80 anos meus pés ainda estarão férteis

[blvd @bcwaldork]

A man I dated before asked me why I choose my friends over him, claiming that if I’m to marry him, we would be family and my friends would be just my friends 🤣🤣meanwhile he found me with my friends before he pursued me.?

[keji baby peperempe♥️ @madamkeji]

I don’t have grace for men the way I have for my friends. I don’t care who you are to me as a man, I don’t think I will ever give you the level of grace I give my friends sorry.

[keji baby peperempe♥️ @madamkeji]

I don’t have grace for men the way I have for my friends. I don’t care who you are to me as a man, I don’t think I will ever give you the level of grace I give my friends sorry.

[Josie Marcellino @JosieMarcellino]

Look man, I think we’re all adult enough to be able to discern between genuine racism and when you’re high on crack and trying to pick what hooker you want to bang with crack level urgency

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

First virus in history to get bullied into going offline

[tanya @tanyzusmpg]

it’s always funny when someone tries to quietly work their way back into your good graces. no conversation, no accountability, just a sudden increase in friendliness like we’re all supposed to forget how we got here.

[Lovey 🦄 @Usisipho_N]

I am always my most lonely and miserable when I’m with a man.

[beck @cardgani]

estar en la boda de dua lipa

[Beth♥️ @queenbeth____]

When you can provide for yourself, there’s really not much a man can offer you except how he treats you.

[Eniola_OG @ab_ennie]

Do you know what I miss?
Waking up to “I know you’re asleep but” paragraphs.

[blvd @bcwaldork]

Me with my bald head 🐟

[Yhettyqueen ❤️ @Its_Yhettyqueen]

Any lady without at least 5 luxury wigs, is a fish

[Hell is a teenage girl. @hrhbitch__]

When you have to pass a group of them at the mall 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔