Ben Langholz

They always say Give 110%, but I ignore that rule when I give blood

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

RIP Dick Cheney, you would have finally found something to like about the Trump presidency (illegally overthrowing a government for oil)

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

On this eve of fifty Novembers
the winds still howl
the bell still tolls.

My breath turns heavy
as we drift into the long cold night.
The Fitzgerald stirs beneath.

I harbor their echoes
and cradle her steel.

My waves bear the sorrow
of all I have taken.

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

we are so back

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@tml1028 They finally got their head in the game

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

People who live in areas with brutal winters always overdo summer. Try to fit in as many activities as possible. You can feel the tension with them. Winter is always on their mind, even in the middle of July

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@dcarterruff Look out for Timmy Two Stacks over here

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@tml1028 Sources are indicating...we are so back* (at home. Against the White Sox.)

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@tml1028 I can tell

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

Now that thanksgiving is over, we can celebrate the true reason for the season. Happy Honda Days, everyone

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

He was the worst President in history. And when he got voted out, he tried to stage a coup. Then he stole national secrets and sold the ones he didn't store in the bathroom.

He was convicted of fraud, found liable of sexual assault and convicted of 34 felonies. He is half a billion dollars in debt, owned by God only knows who, and the biggest national security risk the nation has ever had.

But at least he's not a Black woman.

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@CraigDMauger Malice at the Palace, part 2!!

[Dex (Tiger Baseball Truther) @uhhhdex]

“Dad why is my sister named Rose?”

“Well son, your mom loved roses!”

“Got it, thanks dad.”

“No problem 2024 Detroit Tigers”

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@tml1028 Oh buddy. We are so back

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@DCheverere Dave looks like he's about to get really upset that Ralph decided to stop wrecking stuff

[Ben Langholz @bd_lang]

@DavidRNoe @tml1028 Dillions political rival has emerged