Neil Anderson

Flaneur of the internet. Responsible debauchery.

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@mikegalsworthy A modern day King Canute.

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@Conservatives Our plan is clear. Make the UK such a third-world state that refugees will not want to come here.

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@Saccaguru Sack of suet to Queen's 7 - check.

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@Saccaguru Brace of Cunning Stunts

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@Saccaguru "this shit-encrusted isle, this England"

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@Sarehole_Mill Crebain out of Dunland, possibly.

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@MR_T_MUFC It depends on the consistency - whichever is thicker should go on first.

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@theyolkboy Icky. Super icky. Some developer clearly saw American Pie and tried to develop an entire show around the idea of Stiffler's mother.

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@JonathanFoyle That's American (cheese, and gorge).

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@saddleblaze @SoVeryBritish that is a chocolate bar, not dessert

https://t.co/Jjl3gTYJ2F

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@SoVeryBritish 1. Sticky toffee pudding
1. Cheesecake
2. Apple crumble

5. Three scoops of ice cream
5. Chocolate fondant

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@ilovenostalgia Popping noise maker.

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@Dr_Dimitra_Fimi @TolkienSociety @UofGFantasy Contains a vast anachronism.

Contains implausible talking wildlife.

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@Saccaguru A shit and two misses.

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@SorinaHiggins I have vast Word documents with all my collected recipes. It's quite therapeutic to spend an hour or so each week adding and formatting new ones to the documents.

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@kmflett Beanflood ruins another breakfast. Should be served in a small bowl/sidedish on the plate IMHO.

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@propertrucker @ConsPost Were breaking the law. Did you call it out at the time - write to your MP, or anything. Breaking the law - something that no other Tory minister or PM has done recently, of course.

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@propertrucker @ConsPost What were the regulations when the pictures were taken? As ever, Tories have a loose association with the truth. And you don't need to be "Labour" to be against shiftless politicians.

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@YesterdaysBrit1 "A half-timbered car!" Traditionally we kids had to shout this whenever we saw one on the roads.

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@YesterdaysBrit1 Still normal, almost required, here (Bermuda) when passing someone in the street, boarding a bus, at the grocery store checkout, etc.