Blaine Dashiell

My hobbies include listening to good jams and bad jokes, drinking Miami Vices, learning about sharks, and filling up my passport.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

@labellacanta Hard same

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

@labellacanta +1

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Almost just fell in the middle of the sidewalk. My grace knows no bounds. TGIF

[Johnny Bananas @johnnybananas]

My favorite hobby is closing the elevator door before strangers can can get on 👉⬆️

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

No I’m not tearing up while Manti Teo cries in this interview… there’s obviously something in my eye(s)

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Listening to @Eminem is easily the most effective meditation, self care, or relaxation practice I’ve found.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

@LivGeesey ITS MURDAH

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

I think my neighbors will try to evict me if I play Better Man one more time. Am I going to change it? Absolutely not.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

It’s flip flop season at the airport aka the scariest time of the year

[Rock & Roll Hall of Fame @rockhall]

Unbridled controversy. Unparalleled talent. Unmatched superstardom. #RockHall2022 Inductee, @Eminem.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Can we all agree that honeydew fucking sucks and should be excluded from fruit salad permanently?

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Me when I get my lashes off

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

The Denver airport is chaotic evil

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Why am I so goddamn awkward?!

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

Fuck. This.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

I had a dream last night that I was on a double date with a serial killer so excuse me while I check myself into a facility.

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

@labellacanta Jesus fucking Christ 😂

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

How can I casually cancel all my meetings today? I’ll be very busy watching Criminal Minds to celebrate the birth of our BAU favorite @GUBLERNATION ✨🎰🎉

[Blaine Dashiell @bdash717]

@labellacanta 😂