Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov’t: You have to figure that out.
Me: I just pay what I want?
Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov’t: You go to prison
I write all code knowing future me will some day stumble upon it, shake his head in disbelief, and rewrite the entire damn thing from scratch because present me was clearly a fucking idiot
@BlazeTV@brookscowan Every time I see a family reunited after time given through sacrifice 😢. You can’t understate the joy of a parent and a child seeing each again.
This my 97 year old Grandma, just surfing the web, checking her emails. She got grumpy with me ‘cause her prepaid internet ran out for a week. Like an addict on detox it was. #nonagenarian
Today's musing: As an educator, we need to ask students to take ownership of themselves for themselves, because in the end we can not reach their goals for them, and if we try to, we may end up being used as their excuse. #education#EducationEmpowers
BOOMERS: we will raise our children to be outspoken and believe in themselves
MILLENNIALS: you've really screwed things up and we should be in charge now
BOOMERS: ohhhh wait
GEN X: how good was Nirvana