Michelangelo Merisi

How firm thy friendship...

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

@DariusHorton_ @big_business_ @jon_ari_ @verzuzonline @donelljones96 @Timbaland @THEREALSWIZZZ He did

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

@dunkindonuts where’s the rest of my drink???

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

When legends like Peabo Bryson die, it makes me realize that we do not have that caliber a singer anymore. You had Teddy Pendergrass, Luther Vandross, Freddie Jackson, Peabo Bryson, El DeBarge and countless others running around at the same time we will never have that again.

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

The season finale of Love is Blind could’ve been an email because wtf #LoveIsBlindS9

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

This isn’t grief.
It’s a goddamn spectacle.

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

Well I mean their names were derived from lotion brands….

Nubia = Nivea, Gina = Neutrogena, and Olei = Olay

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

The joke of the gross sisters is that they are blue because they are ashy not that they are blue because they are dark skin. Reign it in.

[Hannah Berrelli @HannahBerrelli]

The fun thing about Americans is that they will take examples like this to advocate for some batshit insane, backwards idea that women shouldn’t work, rather than just implementing maternity leave like every other civilized nation on earth.

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

[michelle. @michkeenah]

reading was such a cornerstone of my childhood, so it breaks my heart that fewer children are reading for fun :( and will thus never experience the exhilaration that comes with staying up past your bedtime bc you can’t put a good book down

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

how did I go from this to paying bills

[𝐈𝐜𝐲 🦋 @icy4rejoice]

Love Island USA Season 6 you still have your crown

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Adulthood is wild. One day I'm transferring money to my savings account, and three days later, I'm transferring it out to save myself.

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

Are we forgetting that Olandria has a pattern of conveniently “slipping up” telling people’s business? Saying Bella kissed Nic when Cierra was sitting in the room, “accidentally” telling Austin that Huda is a mom when Huda wanted to tell people on her own terms. #LoveIslandUSA

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

You know what, since PBS got defunded, give to 100k to Elmo at this point idgaf #LoveIslandUSA

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

Nah I’m not going to lie, Taylor stood on business and although it might’ve been a little too late, Olandria on humiliation island because she knew that man didn’t f*ck with her, using her as a placeholder. Should’ve left it alone when he recouped with Clarke #LoveIslandUSA

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Deciding to get up

[Michelangelo Merisi @bdavis0615]

I’m sorry, but if Olandria does anything tonight that looks desperate to once again get Taylor’s attention, she’s gotta go. Love her, but no. #LoveIslandUSA