Brandon Davis

Husband to a Star, Father of a 4-year-old, PGA Tour Caddie, Country over Party

[Brandon Davis @bdavistwo]

@DanHicksNBC TSA on the 2’s!

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There’s a priest on Jeopardy tonight. I thought that was noteworthy enough to tweet.

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At the parenting part where “go ask your mother” is met with “I already did,” and “what did she say” gets “she said to ask you.” I feel like this is a trap.

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To all those lying to their backyard bbq hosts that their citronella candles are working, Happy 4th.

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Can any deer experts out there estimate how much this guy weighs? Tiziani, who’s a hunter in his own right (and I think had the lead at the time), stopped what he was doing and got his phone out to take this.

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Day off. Drove to Banff. Holy hell. Place is like Park City on steroids.

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The original. Guy in the Pro-Am said I had to come see it. Glad I did.

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Wednesday before the Masters is always the last chance to run your errands. Ideally you want everything complete by the Par 3 Contest, but if not that’s okay. Because you know the only movement is between the kitchen and the TV room the next four days.

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To the guy on the 60 Minutes sports gambling piece who in one year they referenced made 2514 deposits? You are a beauty, sir. Next drink is on me.

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I know I’ve won the argument, or at least made a good case, if at the end of it I hear “it’s so pleasant being married to you.”

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@cameronpercy1 None whatsoever.

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Some four year old didn’t wake his parents up and opened half the presents under the tree this morning. Merry Xmas!

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And my hat is still off.

[Ramiro A. Restrepo @RamiroRestrepo]

Still a classic…

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Airbnb recycling options last four weeks on Tour:

Honda Classic - No
Puerto Rico - Yes
Valspar -No
Dominican Republic - Yes

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@RobBoltonGolf Not 45 minutes after this happened Lee and his wife come into the caddie room with cases of beer. Such good people.

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The two most overplayed songs in my lifetime are “Brown Eyed Girl” and “Sweet Caroline”. And for that I cannot stand them.

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@Johnwould -Babe Ruth called shot Wrigley Field.
-Jesse Owens Berlin
-Wilt 100 points

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@cameronpercy1 Your caddie.

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@JenLucPiquant @fakedansavage Right on the money. Thank you!

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I don’t feel sorry for this Miami team.

[Funhouse @BackAftaThis]

1975 - The #Vikings destroy the #Bills in the snow, 35-13. O.J. Simpson scores 2 TDs and Chuck Foreman scores 4 TDs while getting pelted with snowballs by the fans in Buffalo.