Beth Day

Never pass up the chance to go hear live music or see a National Park. And always order the veggie plate.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

Q: How does my cursed Instant Pot cook food so quickly?

A: The cursed Instant Pot uses a high-pressure cooking chamber, advanced microprocessor technology, and the black magic of an ancient pagan deity, Baphomet.
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@WLamar_ It thumped

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@TomLawson1517 Yes they did.

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@GalacticFunk Boyfriend’s funeral party

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@AGoldmund We sit in the tub. What’s the difference? Sounds fab. Must try.

[chlo ▯ (Taylors Version) @Idchlo]

I had to watch this so u all have to too

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@GalacticFunk @Tipitinas So all the people around me today commented I must be your biggest fan. Any new tix?

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@GalacticFunk your biggest fan here, begging for tix to May 4 @Tipitinas show. Can’t find resale. Can’t bear missing it. Promise to spend more on merch.

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@GalacticFunk @Tipitinas Thank you! I’ll be outside scouting

[Jonathan Goldstein @J_Goldstein]

I like podcasts.

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@smallperks @replyall My new favorite hashtag. Mean is really not a good look, @PJVogt #benicetoalex2019

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@AGoldmund I want you to make it forever too. (But I want @PJVogt to be nice to you.)

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@rameswaram @today_explained #floridaman escapes via DC internship

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@JesusHCristos This is where we break, you and I. You’ve proven to me over the years that GHWB did some shit. #Maddow pushes my nose in the Nixon funk. But still, #civility matters to me and GHWB personifies civility.

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@JadAbumrad @latifnasser @Radiolab OK thanks 🗿

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@hopeful_machine It’s our best date-rape Christmas song, though.

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@nhassenfeld @IreneNoguchi @rameswaram Loved it.

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@poundsign4life @heavyweight Meanwhile, I’ve been binging @CBC Wiretapped.

[Misnomer @misnomersound]

Pumped for this show! We love Whitehall Jazz Collective.
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10/18 at The Foundry
🎨: Gabi Robins

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@KevinMKruse Today’s bingo should just be #manterrupting