your socially distanced friend Kyle?

“I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense we couldn't react to a lot in life...”

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@thememorypalace Preordered the audiobook! But are you going to be doing any signed copies? No one tells a story like you but I love having physical copy to read through as well and that would be something special!

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

We will be giving away ONE (1) ticket to the Eras Tour Detroit for 6/9 TODAY! Retweet this for your chance to enter, ends at 1 PM EST TODAY!!!!!✨ #TSTheErasTour  #DetroitTSTheErasTour

[Eras Tour Resell @ErasTourResell]

We will be giving away ONE (1) ticket to the Eras Tour Detroit for 6/9 TOMORROW. Retweet this for your chance to enter, ends at 9am EST tomorrow✨ #TSTheErasTour #DetroitTSTheErasTour

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@CapitalOne Dance!
#TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

Ima get to bottom of this just I did my pint of ice cream

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

I have a serious question @SenSanders, is the middle cow on @benandjerrys standing on its back legs? Or is on all 4? Because on some pints the cow is standing on his back legs and holding things - but those other cows are a wrinkle in the narrative. Vermont deserves answers!!!

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

So Dino Crisis remake confirmed right? 🤔@CapcomUSA_ @deadspace @shinobi602

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@shinobi602 Just had to go back to 2008, 2005, 2010, and 2001 respectively for inspiration! We finally get a break from the living nightmare of the world for familiar virtual nightmares!

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

“For now we see through a glass, darkly…” #DeadSpaceRemake @deadspace

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

Some of the best environmental storytelling is just written on the walls #DeadSpaceRemake @deadspace

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

I am genuinely amazed by #DeadSpaceRemake “…it’s such a little thing…” but the sparks are actually particle effects that bounce off surfaces (Issac for example) each with a unique light source @deadspace

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@shinobi602 Truly wish this game had a photomode. Are you playing on performance or quality mode? Everything about the Dead Space aesthetic is 🤌🤌🤌 love how in vacuum the suit gets icy and when you get back in you can see it melt get the suit wet and then dries

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@tapbots You were the reason I continued to use Twitter, tweetbot was one of the must have apps on my phone for years

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

So uh… @johngreen on a 5-star scale how would you rate “this” particular facet of the human centered planet?

[Nerdist @nerdist]

Dr Pepper Peeps are about to become a... new Easter tradition? https://t.co/gBESCv4Z26

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@shinobi602 No notes.

[your socially distanced friend Kyle? @hopeful_machine]

@shinobi602 A place of jealousy, gotta be.

[Supergiant Games @SupergiantGames]

Meet the Princess of the Underworld in HADES II, the next game from our studio!

Details about Early Access coming in 2023.

🌘Wishlist on Steam: https://t.co/MwAiwKQQ0O
🌓Wishlist on Epic: https://t.co/bKD6Bvt8hY
🌔More info: https://t.co/esn5hze6Oi

#TheGameAwards #HadesGame

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING / HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE / HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD / SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE