tia shay baby.🧚🏾‍♀️

[+ @lkhdme]

if a bagel can have everything, SO CAN I.

[mimi. @kotl16469630]

Atleast I’m slime enough to bring a bag home

[MiMi @ahmijai]

It’s 2026 and people still don’t understand that how you get a mf is how you lose that mf. How you started some shit up is how it’s gon end.

[God’s Fav 🤍 @lalaa_latte]

Sprite in a can hits harder than Sprite in a bottle

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman]

you’ll think you’re getting thick until you see a real thick bitch and it’s like never mind

[tia shay baby.🧚🏾‍♀️ @bdb15_]

!

[Shayeanna @Shayeanna]

I only take notes from happy women who love their lives and have their way

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

when i’m lowk really tired so i stay up for another hour or two

[audi ✩ @doublerr1_]

but im happiest when i can buy what i want, get high when i want

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Whoever came up with “lefty loosey, righty tighty” absolutely knocked it out of the park

[xan @G59_Xan]

my favorite type of aftercare? how about we both look for your vape together

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don't wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[gigi🫧 @omasoflyy]

me & my man was in love by day 2, i ain't lying

[r @_rzua]

was what we had real or cake

[xo @zahrlovesyounot]

i cant even blame ovulation anymore. it's me, i'm the monster

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I just be eating at a restaurant hoping they got Apple Pay at the end of this shit