Mickey “Mont” Johnson

Duke ‘96 || Oozma Kappa || Yankee || Dave Portnoy Survivor || B2B Kickball Champ || Somewhere Wacking my Wade

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Best compliment I’ve ever received thank you

[Dr. Mantis Toboggan: MD @IAmADelinquent]

@DukeMBB Is that first person not Ryan Young?

[Johnny @SQUAREDUPx2]

Deadass was jumping and screaming in my living room

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@BarstoolBDevils Try UNCG

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@mckenzieburner ACC basement burners stick together ig

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

First place vote for WHO?

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

ACC media preseason poll

1 Miami (165 1st place votes)
2 SMU (6)
3 Louisville (4)
4 Clemson (7)
5 Georgia Tech (2)
6 Virginia
7 NC State
8 Virginia Tech
9 Pitt
10 Duke
11 Florida State (3)
12 Cal
13 Wake Forest
14 Syracuse
15 UNC
16 Boston College
17 Stanford (1)

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Larping time

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Oh no UNC might somehow figure out their sports programs again

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Per a source, this stems from an human resources complaint filed by a former UNC front office employee. There’s a pending investigation, which led to the administrative leave.

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@y2kshai Hasn’t stopped blowing up teams since 22/23 UNC 😭

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Last 3-finger for 5 weeks #fuck

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Omw to the wife’s in DC, first and not last time eating the box this weekend

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@gillisburner Aura farm into a 3 putt double

[1️⃣ @LeekNabers]

just met a cute girl at this wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch football”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a giants fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said “what do you think of the team?”

she looked confused

i kept going

“Darius Slayton as our WR2? Are you kidding me. Matt Nagy as our OC? Did you see what he did to Patrick Mahomes? Our franchise qb and franchise edge rusher hate each other. And we traded away our superstar DT”

she laughed nervously and said “what”

and i said “And don’t even get me started on Cam Skattebo basically trying to get himself injured”

she said “what”

and i said “so do you even follow the team”

she said “I literally have a Darius Slayton Jersey”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. Just like Daniel Jones in primetime.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL MATH on how someone could claim to be a giants fan and think this Darius Slayton deserved that contract.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked into you what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather cut off my entire family than to share a bloodline with someone of the same species that couldn’t comprehend this

she had a pretty face but a DISGUSTING perspective on life that i just couldn’t get behind

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows i know ball

and honestly that’s worth more

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Amtrak pulled into Philly and conductor goes “welcome to the city of brotherly love, THE NEW HOME OF LEBRON JAMES”

This is getting old fast.

Not even living in this phucking city

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Omw to the wife’s in DC, first and not last time eating the box this weekend

[Connor Hughes @Connor_J_Hughes]

Maybe Philly can take a game from the Knicks now.

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@br_betting @FDSportsbook If you put $100 on the 76ers you’d win $0

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@mckenzieburner Home loss to Maryland East Shore gonna hit like crack

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Saw the Bron news on Bloomberg first am I unc?

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

@elliott_jarnot Asking for health advice from an obese person

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

Can’t wait for Brewer to do this in a months time 😃

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

When we line up in shotgun on 4th & 1

[Mickey “Mont” Johnson @bdbalum96]

“Can I get a ruling on this”

[Joseph “Blue” Pulaski @josephpulasky03]

ACC schools as OG fort locations. Any comments questions or concerns? #lank #ogfort