Friend: “how do you lucid dream?”
Me: “In your sleep; you jump, or touch the floor. To gain consciousness.”
Friend: “What do you mean ? How am I supposed too jump laying in bed ? . .
**strong confused face**
Me: “You jump in your sleep. . .Too gain lucidity. ”
Friend: oh
Can we start a National Phone Free Day. Only Cup phones, walki talkis, an maybe blackberrys 🤣
(not a Totty Toker but we can make it a celebration of death)
JUST IN: Michelle Obama’s ex-boyfriend David Upchurch has come forward to reveal that “she” is actually a man named Michael Robinson and only became “Michelle” after meeting Barack Obama and having prospects of becoming First Lady. It’s official: Michelle Obama is a man.