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[brian flax @bdflax]

@natalka_m85537 @OpenAI @pinai_io Please share

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi Yea I’m vegan, where are you taking me? Oh, and yes you’re paying…

[brian flax @bdflax]

@BriFlax When I go to the room to put clean clothes on and wash my hands before touching our baby, but you assume I’m pooping 😒

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi @BriFlax If it was me I would have post “hubby can get it tonight! He just walked in with a haircut 😋”

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi @BriFlax Actually I did clean the bathroom earlier today, thank you very much…

[brian flax @bdflax]

Ladies! I’m gonna warn you about one of @sheeryakhpapi ‘s red flags. He FaceTimed my 3yo who is a cowboys fan to talk shit about the cowboys loss. Pick on someone your own size Yass! Just not me though, I’m sensitive.

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi @BriFlax You’re defending yourself against a 3 year old that can’t even say instigator

[brian flax @bdflax]

@BriFlax Wait she’s old enough to be the golden bachelorette? I though she was in 40s

[brian flax @bdflax]

Today we had an appointment with a lactation specialist and did a weighted feed. Baby girl ate 3.5oz……. From one boob…

Bri looked at me and said “can Selena Gomez do that with her boobs?”

😳

[brian flax @bdflax]

If anyone says my daughter ain’t the cutest girl they ever seen anytime in the next century, they can catch these hands!

[brian flax @bdflax]

AB gettin reckless out here on twitter again

[AB @AB84]

Mason Rudolph
Eskimo Brodie
👉🏾🗣️

[brian flax @bdflax]

I was watching TV with my 3 year old son and a commercial came on and he tells me “dad skip the ad” 🤦🏻‍♂️ this new generation is spoiled with streaming shows.

[brian flax @bdflax]

Come on Jordan Poole, you know you don’t want the smoke from Malik. We all saw your boxing video…

[brian flax @bdflax]

In case you forgot who @JoshEmmettUFC is

[UFC @ufc]

😳😳😳 #UFC296

[brian flax @bdflax]

When friends support your friends! Great win @JoshEmmettUFC

[YHM @sheeryakhpapi]

Let’s go Josh Emmett

[brian flax @bdflax]

Who the fuck is Benny Blanco?!?!?

[Tim Benz @TimBenzPGH]

Rainbow over Acrisure now. Maybe there is a #Steelers first down at the bottom of it.

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi @BriFlax You are my two worst enemies…..

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi Damn how many times have you been resurrected bro?

[brian flax @bdflax]

@sheeryakhpapi I should take your phone away huh?