brie

named after cheese

[brie @bdfloyd_]

And fellas, those girlfriends are a lot like pets, okay? You feed them a few specific things - they’ll be happy. Remember this acronym:

-@TreyNKennedy

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Hey @ChickfilA, I’m not sure what you included in my bag of chips but it was a very unnecessary surprise.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

I was immediately pissed off.

[Chantell Prestcott @cprestcott1]

Way to paint #SCHOOLCounselors (NOT guidance counselors) as dream crushers @NFL Did you really make a commercial w/a student advocate and licensed #mentalhealth professional condescendingly telling a kid to “be realistic?” FYI: We encourage students to dream big! @ASCAtweets

[brie @bdfloyd_]

IF TROY SAYS “UHHH” ONE MORE TIME, I WILL LOSE IT.
@Jeopardy

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Hey @Walmart it would be great if you had people who actually answered the phones…

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Now I get to reapply to legally change my last name as it’s currently LEGALLY INCORRECT because of @SocialSecurity’s lack of care in spellchecking/inability to understand that names don’t have to be “traditionally spelled” 😂

Merry Christmas to me.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Oh and @SocialSecurity your employee also told me that maybe I should write more legibly so that this wouldn’t happen again… I then informed him that my application was TYPED VIA COMPUTER… soooo that wasn’t a valid excuse on his part.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

LOL when the @SocialSecurity office LEGALLY changes my last name… INCORRECTLY. And then the employee I spoke with stated several times that “human error occurs when your name is not spelled traditionally”.

Have you met 90% of the world and their “untraditional” names?

[Jordan Arthur Thomson @jthomsonPHIL]

I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.

[Indiana State Teachers Association (ISTA) @ISTAmembers]

HB 1134 has been assigned to the Senate Education Committee. Help us pack the house each week to ensure the defeat of #HB1134 and any other legislation harmful to students or our profession.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Catch me in Indy on Tuesday as I join fellow educators to PACK THE HOUSE against HB1134.

LET US DO OUR JOBS.

[Indiana State Teachers Association (ISTA) @ISTAmembers]

Urgent Action 🚨🚨🚨

We are calling on members and advocates to help Pack the House over the next two weeks. ISTA’s Pack the House events will be held each day from Feb. 7 – 10 and Feb. 14 – 17. Join us!
https://t.co/qZTDSwHkZp

[brie @bdfloyd_]

She’s beauty and she’s grace.
She parties in the United States.

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Miley Cyrus expertly handles wardrobe malfunction on stage at New Year’s Eve show
https://t.co/eCglgIOcLb

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Hey @Walmart those storage containers that we purchased before Thanksgiving? They finally arrived today in boxes that said “handle with care - fragile” but LOL the bins are shattered into a zillion plastic pieces… as I tried moving the box, shards fell out the bottom… Cool.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

LOL @OldNavy emailed me on 8/4 to say my package was “delayed” and offer a 10% off coupon…

Today I reached out to customer service as I’ve heard nothing else about my order… they told me that my package is actually LOST. That would have been nice to know 😂

[brie @bdfloyd_]

Hey @USPSHelp it’d be nice if someone would actually answer the phone…

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Daisy and Luna. Daisy doesn’t like car rides so Luna comforts her until they both fall asleep. H*ckin heartwarming. 13/10 for each

[brie @bdfloyd_]

When @theblacktux fails and still hasn’t sent your necessary replacement items... and they were supposed to be here yesterday... and we leave today for the wedding...

LOL never using you again.

[brie @bdfloyd_]

I just washed (on delicate) and dried (low heat) my new @target shirt, and the seam on the neck has come undone... that’s disappointing...

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Suddenly everybody understands “my body, my choice” when it comes to vaccinations

[brie @bdfloyd_]

@tjacobson92 YOU BIG BABY! It’s nice all weekend and next week!

[brie @bdfloyd_]

@tjacobson92 Come visit soon. We’re a racing, football, baseball, college basketball household.