Bad Date, Good Shoes

real life advice based on my terrible dating life and my love for all things fashion!

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@_aeorellana Wut?

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@_aeorellana Witchcraft right? That's how you snagged him?

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@_aeorellana Iron it

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@EdB2630 They are! Unlike most boys.

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Balancing my life between boys and cats is something I'm not gifted at

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Just bought gourmet ravioli at the farmers market cause the cute tattooed guy selling it smiled at me. We're basically in love now.

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@_aeorellana Leesi comes through yet again

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Boyfriends are like boyfriend jeans: good the first few times and then they just let you down

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How many margaritas does one have to drink in a week before they're considered an alcoholic? Asking for a friend...

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In the past 2 days I've had 6 margaritas and paid for 0 of them...I must be doing something right

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@_aeorellana Baby cat doesn't give a f*ck

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@EtTuBru_Tay @_aeorellana Same

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I'm an optimist because even if tonight's date ends terribly at least there will be chips, salsa, and margaritas

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Update: I now have an offer for yet another date tonight

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Drunk me forgot I have a date tonight and accidentally scheduled myself another date for tonight...oops?

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@EdB2630 I'm back! Hopefully with even better tales this time around

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I think I need a repeat of this...obviously a different bartender this time https://t.co/KOqtcNUnty

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Oh...so I ended 2015 by drinking too much Jameson and asking out the bar tender! #anothershotplease #canihaveyournumber

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They'll never be able to handle that! https://t.co/sdgCECMZbs

[derek.eth @ProdigyNelson]

sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you should only share it with people who believe in global warming

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@mjr213 omg please do that! That would be so funny!