Happy “Flying Pizza” Day if you’re observing it…
19 years ago today. April 16, 2007, Marathon Day, a fan at Fenway Park chucked a slice of 🍕 at another fan.
It was a custom job.
His way of bonding with black ppl is to tell them how stupid he is & that he can’t read.
This means my first read on him was correct. He’s been handed so many things & put in high positions he never earned or deserved.
Do you wanna know the craziest part of this footage that will haunt him forever? He’s literally slowing his speech down & talking in a sporadic cadence.
He’s not just TELLING them that they’re all probably stupid & probably can’t read, he’s LITERALLY SLOW-ING-DOWN-HIS-SPEECH to make them understand the words that are coming out of his mouth!!!! As if they’re children!!!! That means he REALLY BELIEVES they’re slow. He’s not just saying it—he didn’t misspeak!!!! He BELIEVES it!!!!
Do ya love it?!?!!
Do ya just love it, black ppl?!????
“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS BRAXTON MILLER IN HIS PRIME ON OHIO STATE…?”
Miller was one of the best wide receivers in college football history:
https://t.co/BL7R05Y5aD
TRENDING: Kendall Jenner FaceTimed Tom Brady in the middle of her interview on the Jimmy Fallon show to ask him who he thinks will win the Super Bowl this year.
🤣🤣🤣
The GOAT STILL GOT IT.
Scouting the Patriots’ Super Bowl opponent - two thoughts about the first half of the NFC championship game
1. JSN is pretty good
2. Tom Brady is so much better than Tony Romo at this point. It’s not even close.
POV: Your dad is a Navy SEAL and it’s finally ‘Take Your Daughter to Work Day.’ 🚁💦
Watching her fight back the nerves, find her focus, and execute the perfect jump… Dad’s heart was in his throat, but the pride in his eyes says it all. She’s got that SEAL grit in her DNA. Hooyah, kiddo. 🇺🇸⚓️