versatile mage

talking about things people don’t usually talk about

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

In case you don’t know there’s something called Post Coital Global Amnesia

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@the_Lawrenz Nope just 35 year olds

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@annie_dandie @Adeyimika05 Yeah the witch is gonna save him, he will survive to get to that fight by force 😂

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@beri_grizou Huh that’s soo weird man

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@senjuA1i Damn the CGI was bad

[Yobarnub 🦍 @realyobarnub]

Man shows how he finally has a 24/7 water supply after years of living without water 😳🙆🏽‍♂️

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@iamdabelunachi @Somidiaryx @RekeraNawe Mind blowing 🤯

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@j4ypee__ He was sucked duh, he wasn’t sacked

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@BashirAhmaad lol if he had not done it, eventually someone will, all these unnecessary praise because of road

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@chi81959 lol I dare them to come and try my eba 🌚 let’s put it to the test

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

What’s the encircled feature for on Apple Music?

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@Nurapost @Her_Nonymous_D The children will evaporate

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@buzormemes @Ezi_okwu_ He should eat like 5 plates then we can call it a day

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@buzormemes @Ezi_okwu_ No

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

Whoa hold up 🌚the first thing I saw was ‘ I was sucked today’ I was like what the hell kinda video is this, turned out he was actually sucked but the sucker didn’t do a good job

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“I was sacked today because I refused to lead the opening prayer. As the new staff I was called out to lead the opening praying, I refused because I had already deconstructed from Christianity. They sacked me the following day.”

— Man laments.

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

I like how iPhone camera sometimes blurs out the background for a clearer focus. Apple always and forever 👌🏽

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@instablog9ja Only heterosexual marriages or including others as well?

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@buzormemes Sex Education

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@jas_d_barbie Annalingus

[versatile mage @bdick_k]

@dfwcyn_ And to be honest from 400l it’ll take the bravest of souls to not have identity crisis, cos that level could break you mehn