Brandon Dimmitt

[Brandon Dimmitt @bdimmitt82]

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Normally would never ask, but unforseen circumstances forcing me to… https://t.co/SJ4jTaMCbi

[Brandon Dimmitt @bdimmitt82]

If Queen Latifah married Chief Keef..would I call her Chief Queef? #hrm #StonerThoughts

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Luke, I'm really not your father...your mother was a trap queen. #ReverseAFilmPlot

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99 Red Balloon-shaped corpuscles on my scrote sack #BadPopSongs

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Ah, missed Todd #AutocorrectedMovies

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Retweet if you love Jesus! Keep scrolling if you murder babies with unicorn horns while bathing in angel tears. #UnfollowYouAfterThisTweet

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Rise n shine twitterverse! @BreezyPuffs @ja_brugh @TaraSteward07 @DougBenson

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I really want some fuk'n bacon! #ThingsIPutOnMyResume @TheHashtagGame

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Happy 4/20 @primetimeguru @hairymelvin @boobird31 @WeedHorn_Media @bdimmitt82 💨💨💨💨🎉🎉🎉🎉🙌🙌🙌

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Dab, doob, or bongload? #DailyThoughtsIn4Words @HashtagShenani @BreezyPuffs

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Help! I need ideas on what to do with these. Have over 200. #Medtainers @ngaio420 @BreezyPuffs @ja_brugh @DougBenson

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@ngaio420 if you need an understudy, hit me up! #BubbleHash #FullMelt #MondayMotivation

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Ngaio Beawoulf #FantasyCelebs @midnight @ngaio420

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Jerry Seinfeld is next Dr Who #6WordLifeGoal @HashtagShenani

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Geritol McGuire #OlderAndWiserFilms

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Finding that perfect stoner chick! #WhatDoesHappinessMean @HashtagShenani (pic not available yet..inquire within)

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St Ides. patron saint of malt liquor. #LesserKnownSaints @bdimmitt82 @TheHashtagGame

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Are freaks from Idaho called Tater- thots? #yeahimhigh