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This motherfucker’s commitment to excellence in biting everybody is my single favorite thing in modern American politics. Keep tearing asses, you crazy son of a bitch.
“I just don’t understand how Matt Canada is still callin plays aht there”
Sir, you called 1-800-GAMBLER.
“It’s the ONLY phone number I even know anymore”