Brandon Jessie

Pokémon Master | Digidestined | Overwatch Agent | Sith Lord | Howler | Mouseketeer | Ravenclaw | House Tyrell | Yamanaka clan

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@Plasma_NYC Well - where were you on Jan 6th?

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@Ta1kThatTalk_ @_FromTheIsland And he still is very handsome.

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@Ta1kThatTalk_ @_FromTheIsland Dude - stop. Todd is absolutely perfect as he is. He’s healthy and he’s sober and he’s successful. THAT is all that matters. Not a single thing else.

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In the immortal words of @CrystalMethyd “all the best decisions are made in a panic!”

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@SurvivorQuotesX That’s my bff!

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@upuntil_dawn can we meet the cat?

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Episode 1 of All Stars and Miss @upuntil_dawn putting that Survivor knowledge to use! Make them alliances!

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@Plasma_NYC Open the window and throw it out!

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@Toyota Dealership took care of me!

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Shoutout to @Toyota for leaving my oil cap off after changing my oil and causing my car to smoke and now it reeks of burnt oil and had to be taken on a tow truck back to the dealership

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@SurvivorQuotesX @anthonyd46 @Ari_bacher @mwmtall MOTHER GEN!

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WHY have I let the phrase “heifer heathen” from Love Connie die!?

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Hey, @sashacolby, Your crazy pig is eating my papaya.

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@ItsKennyAgain A. True. Queen.

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Me walking into work after dying of the plague for 2 days

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Hey @suzietoot how do you feel being a “demonic Betty boop”?

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Channeling my inner Miranda Priestly at work today

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@ItsKennyAgain

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@AlisonHammond’s words to Toby are my life motto - “do that, but better”