I blame everything on not drinking enough water. Bad acne? Drink more water. Gaining weight? Drink more water. Bank account in the negatives? Drink more water. Have 0 friends? Drink more water.
I’m going to start choosing my friendships by asking them if they would’ve attended Woodstock in 1969 and if they answer is yes they can stay but if the answer is no they can GO
ALSO one night I was explaining to stewart how cute babies are (cause he thinks they look like aliens) and as I showed him a pic of my ADORABLE neice, he compared her to Steven Avery. So there’s that. #FreeStevenAvery
Is it just me or does anyone else get nauseous when someone wears no lipstick and just has nasty ass foundation lips? Ya don’t have to look like Miranda sings but....