bailey doucette

hakuna matata

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

@_taylorstea Just seeing this now hahaha happy you enjoyed it!! Hope she was a saucy girl

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Someone get Brittany spears a FREAKING MAKE-UP WIPE

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Didn’t get ID’d at mels.... clearly I am not aging well

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

I blame everything on not drinking enough water. Bad acne? Drink more water. Gaining weight? Drink more water. Bank account in the negatives? Drink more water. Have 0 friends? Drink more water.

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

I’m hungover and smell like subway. #JustGirlyThings

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

I’m going to start choosing my friendships by asking them if they would’ve attended Woodstock in 1969 and if they answer is yes they can stay but if the answer is no they can GO

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

All I hear are the sweet sounds of roller coaster tycoon when I drive by the exhibition

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

I just sat in a tims drive thru for 10 mins to ask for a large cup of ice. #HeatWave2019

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

My life consists of pulling out dog hair from my food knowing damn well I already consumed minimum 5 hairs already today. It’s 1030 am.

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

@trishapaytas @KyeraMacAulay

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

I only chew grapes on the right side of my mouth. #FunFactOfTheYear

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

@spendmydollar @_tzippel I found Stewart’s tiktok account

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

ALSO one night I was explaining to stewart how cute babies are (cause he thinks they look like aliens) and as I showed him a pic of my ADORABLE neice, he compared her to Steven Avery. So there’s that. #FreeStevenAvery

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

That dead-lip look you’re pulling off don’t look any better

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Is it just me or does anyone else get nauseous when someone wears no lipstick and just has nasty ass foundation lips? Ya don’t have to look like Miranda sings but....

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

vacation>work

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Not much you?

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Also just shouted from downstairs “3-6-9 damn you’re fine” and he then finished the lyrics to the hit of the century “get low”. That’s my man.

[bailey doucette @bdouce3]

Stew and I’s relationship consists of us yelling from opposite floors of our home saying “did you see that meme I just sent you??” It’s real fun.