*me walking into a bar w/fellow airmen*
Me: ayy whats gideon boysss
Other airmen: ay look over there
*us noticing a color blind*
Me and the boys: *geeeeking*
*first day of basic*
GCQB Jr: alright cadets todays registration day
Me: say act, thts all we’re creebsing today?
GCQB Jr: Does tht excite u cadet bd?
Me: *not feeling as noble as before*