Betsy Plowman

Word nerd.

[Betsy Plowman @BDPlowman]

Making IG magic with @clairedsmalley. https://t.co/XPo6axqwmu

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@gradet well, I for one am broken-hearted. Who prays on the dreams of innocents like that?!

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@nycjenny he's so cute. And, hey, he's sleeping, right?! :)

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Sorry @gradet : “@NatGeo: 160-foot giant squid photo is a hoax: http://t.co/qGLkqpAtP3”

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Took zak to see Frozen. He said he liked it, "except the frozen parts." Just one critic's review.

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Very cool IG about data storage. Love it! http://t.co/tH4SHYMmhh

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It's cold. #betsyangry

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Daniel Tiger makes my brain vomit saccharine.

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This just in: Macy's finally admits there are Jews in American. Good on you, Macy's.

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Sure, Boston won the World Series. But the real hero is @Thanksgivukkah

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Parenthood would be so much better with a good old fashioned murder.

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I am starting to suspect the Don Draper is not a stand-up fella.

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@nycjenny some people care...hope all is well.

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Ready for bed in the beloved orange coat and "meatball" hat.

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Love HP. “@BookRiot: Book nerd pumpkins are the best pumpkins. @screwydecimal rounds up an awesome collection: http://t.co/cbEB5nItaz”

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Finally... Thanksgivukkah tees for kids! As always, 10% of sales goes to MAZON. Order here for November shipping:... http://t.co/gMzgBcEpic

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For the English majors. “@randomhouse: A Literary Analysis Of 5 Miley Cyrus Hits: http://t.co/qvii3rVz8R #ItsAfter5oClock @thoughtcatalog”

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My knee hurts. Which is what I get for trying to be someone who exercises. The only cure for my broken spirit is a bagel.

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Right now my hair is gigantic.

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WOOT! RT @rjlindegren: Countdown til 4pm. Then it's BECCA & ZAK'S DAY OF FUN! Oh, and you can come too I guess, @BDPlowman.