Reverend Brendan Ressler

Don't read my tweets. They're only funny if no one reads them

[Reverend Brendan Ressler @bdressler1]

@iRacing Aqua Minerali

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@iRacing GT4 at Imola

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You think you're grinding, I'm solving tomorrow's wordle by manipulating the date and time settings on my phone. Got it in 2

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Roughing it at my parents' house using my childhood shower as a makeshift guerrilla bidet.

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I'm TIRED of arguing with the @reddit staff about what is and isn't a death threat!

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If you place photo spheres on google earth lazily and imprecisely you are my enemy. I will hunt you down. You will never know peace so long as I live. Your children will fear me. My ghost will haunt your descendants. Your fields will fallow and your livestock will explode

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@MattP1Gallagher

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"Ah is there a hot dog subreddit? I bet there's a hot dog subreddit. A subreddit just for hot dogs"
*already joined*

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Kombucha is an act of resistance ✊🏻

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Shopping for swords on my work computer just to see if IT is paying attention

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Rusty prius in the right lane with a bike rack and a "gone fishin" bumper sticker.

The paint: peeling
The driver: holy shit he's jerking off. That guy is touching himself for sure.

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People who say whyioughta seldom do

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Performatively picking my nose at an outdoor cafe. Croissant crumbs on my 5" shorts

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There is no such thing as an overdressed salad, only an underindulgent soul

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Zarathustra spuke thusly

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@zollotech Everything about it. I bought this piece of shit for the blue bubbles and it turns out that everything else about it sucks in like 1000 little ways

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I have lost all context

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@Sebastien_buemi My rear view mirror when I'm doing 100 down I95

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@MattP1Gallagher Classic Verstappen divebomb just to throw a little chaos in there

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@MattP1Gallagher I think they meant to press the 10 second penalty button but they accidentally pressed the 10 second stop-go penalty button