gabrielly

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/OfUJJe7pto My goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with for the rest of my life.

[gabrielly @bdsl]

Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral. http://t.co/SrR4MmZChc

[gabrielly @bdsl]

I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories. http://t.co/7QPri2NxHI

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/8ft0EvYERN dude are you biting your nails i thought you were vegan

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/vFMcYXWmf0 Do we still not know who let the dogs out?

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/MQ6UoteOoQ Calling them "boobs" is so immature. Please use the proper name, "lovely lady lumps".

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/HBLA9qgLrP I just axed this dude what kind of body spray he was wearing.

[gabrielly @bdsl]

I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time. http://t.co/cGA9WqtDw6

[gabrielly @bdsl]

Doggies get too much credit for that position. Really, every animal likes to do it that way. http://t.co/H1jqbIQ6H6

[gabrielly @bdsl]

I'll say it: fuck you, old people. http://t.co/ADoWDqtSBe

[gabrielly @bdsl]

Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something http://t.co/evpKygfhcb

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/tyD5hVUGSV The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones.

[gabrielly @bdsl]

Facebook really needs a "pee on someone's wall" option. http://t.co/fCLzTyibEM

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/XwsZ1mPrvY Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck.

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/6XA5AZ5W7l I often use "unnecessary" quotation marks.

[gabrielly @bdsl]

Nothing makes me feel less like you really do wish me the best than signing your emails "Best,". http://t.co/Fzw28QsKhh

[gabrielly @bdsl]

why is it so hard just to get your kids to say "bitch please" and "bitch thank you" http://t.co/2wkOvajquw

[gabrielly @bdsl]

This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an "elevator". http://t.co/9IeEVG3Vzd

[gabrielly @bdsl]

"I'm an introvert!" -Extrovert, after being alone for a whole ten minutes. http://t.co/Jcn1A7hZQD

[gabrielly @bdsl]

http://t.co/onlIqpDC5C Sometimes I'll water my plants with boiling water because why should they have it so good?