Benji, inattentive apparently

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Imma gonna go look at the big blue for a while, see what it's like, don't know if I'm coming back.

Find me there with the same tag.

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@TradWife2049 I have a wife and two kids and the idea of being left to my own for an 8 hour stretch, where no one needs me and I am free to focus on my own wants and needs is a very desirable fantasy!

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@JeremyClarkson and on that bombshell it's good bye!

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@shycollie @awtaestic @jjfitzgeraldMD Interesting married men also get more mouth cancer.... 🤷

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@shycollie @awtaestic @jjfitzgeraldMD Far as I can tell, this report shows: single men won't discuss health issues with their friends, but will with their wife, where as single women will discuss with friends or husbands. Single men miss out on early detection

[Benji, inattentive apparently @bdtdah]

@consequence Coining new word "Sideling" when you have a child with your something on the side.

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@WisKanSass Ha, you clearly haven't met my wife!

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@converse sizing is killing me. Returning my second pair of one stars in a fortnight. My foot is a UK 10, which is normally a US 11.
FIRST PAIR: US 11, but was a UK 11
SECOND PAIR: US 10, but was a UK 9
WTF Converse! Gonna be $40 down in postage returns with no new shoes!

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Any chance @brianblessed could do a remix of the Spark by Cabin Crew on tiktok? His version is playing in my head and it's mint!

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@FixingWires The worst one is meat hammers

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@FixingWires Ohh, spex-appeal!!

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@elhiperfocus Assuming you're android because previous use of google products. Strong recommendation for Pocket Casts

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@WomnOfValor And no-one is under any allusions that the meaning isn't "I don't want to be bashed, raped and murdered".

Cus it happens enough to warrant precaution.

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@WomnOfValor Men are dumbasses, but the question is also naff.

Australia ain't got no bears, but when chatting with (f) friends on dog walking/running routes through local parks, "How remote?", "Are the paths busy?", these are the questions asked.

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@ADHDFoundation Last year due to having UK holidays enabled in my google calendar, me and the kids woke up the wife, presents and breakfast ready, two months earlier than she was expecting

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@ADHDFoundation For those of you not in the UK, don't worry, you probably didn't miss it this year, odds are it's may 12 where you are.

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@InternetH0F Doesn't look like the same beach to me!

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@FixingWires @sevenflings Two reasons, 1. the first one already broke you, 2. Unlike the first time round you decided to fuck-off the idea of "natural, and pure" and asked for the good drugs at the first possible point

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@HowThingsWork_ Dude left his crowbar behind, FAIL!

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@NoContextHumans She's totally taking that to show the other nurses