Day 6 of camp this morning. Here’s the Day 5 recap, ft. a great two-play sequence from a guy fighting for his NFL career, injury updates, Trey Smack’s day, Jonathan Gannon’s methods of generating pressure, *another* batted pass from the same guy and more⬇️
Have never once pretended to be a professional bettor. Went to broadcasting school and have covered gambling pretty hardcore since 2003. This is after a really bad week to close July. I’ll try to get it back to +40 units by the end of August for you, champ.
Kerry Wood took the mound at Wrigley for the first time in 14 years for #BananaBall and threw an incredible behind-the-back pitch for a strike @WGNNews@TheSavBananas#Cubs
An 85-year-old man had to take a sperm count for his physical exam.
The doctor gave him a jar and said, "Take this home and bring back a sample tomorrow." The next day the man returned to the office and handed him the jar, which was as clean and empty as the day before.
The doctor asked what happened, and the man explained,
"Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then my left, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left—nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then the teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too—first with both hands, then an armpit, she even tried squeezin' it between her knees—but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked. "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open!"
Wow! Looks like the Gophers will add Cincinnati to their 2026 nonconference schedule. A massive game for both teams. Huge credit to Niko Medved and the U of M for getting this done.
Minnesota and college basketball need more games like this. Well done.
"Detachable Penis" from King Missile is not what you expect from 1992 alt rock radio and that is entirely the point. College rock in the early 90s had room for something that strange and that funny and the fact that it found an audience says something genuinely good about what alternative radio was willing to be at its best.
@MitchMossRadio From Minnesota went to Diamond Joes in Iowa switched from Fanduel to Boyd just awful no cross sport parlays, sat in parking lot on the Fanduel app
Bobby Bonilla Day Breakdown
For a quick refresher on exactly how the infamous contract & the annual $1.19 million payout works:
•The Original Deal: In 2000, the Mets owed Bonilla a $5.9M buyout. Instead of paying it outright, they agreed to a deferred payment plan with 8% int