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[B @bduelmaster7]

All the front of house wanna smoke with the cooks 🥶

[B @bduelmaster7]

@imvkgoku I love going out to eat sushi with my girlfriend

[B @bduelmaster7]

@genthefairy

[B @bduelmaster7]

Drake the type of dude to turn his volume down when the phone gives a warning it’s too loud

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

My dick hurts

[🇰🇪 🧚🏽‍♀️ @genthefairy]

i miss u when i’m w u, that’s how i know i really love u

[B @bduelmaster7]

@genthefairy Inappropriate. Reported.

[B @bduelmaster7]

@genthefairy I was in the dream and real me thinks it’s funny

[B @bduelmaster7]

I’m so naturally good looking. Everything about me is pure.
Everyone that I think is cool thinks I’m cool. Seemingly irresistible

[B @bduelmaster7]

I’m white

[B @bduelmaster7]

Fuck a cronut

[B @bduelmaster7]

@andymilonakis I’m trying to find the bit you did where you order Chinese food and then invite the guy in to do stand up and he has no idea what’s going on and you laugh hysterically at everything he says

[B @bduelmaster7]

Fuck your yankee blue jeans

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Yup #CalvinandHobbes

[B @bduelmaster7]

Start lying for no reason. Told a guy today “I have that same umbrella” he said “it’s a good one” no reason

[B @bduelmaster7]

I am the devil and I’m here to do the devil’s work

[B @bduelmaster7]

Those racers do be making bank tho

[B @bduelmaster7]

Horse racing IS ANIMAL ABUSE
Those horses can’t fit inside the cars and they don’t know how to drive. A thread

[B @bduelmaster7]

@genthefairy I made you 2 turkey sandwiches