themagazineisfake

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ngl if we dating only one of us can be on twitter and its gone be me

[brother, I am ticket up @whoisambivalent]

The safest time in history to fly was September 12, 2001

[daniel @4skip0]

i have to go run some aarons

[Andrea @iiiitsandrea]

marked safe from explosive diarrhea

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[themagazineisfake @bdylantchamfan]

Lowk pray for a long red light so I can read the extra long tweets ☺️

[zay dante @zaydante]

no World Cup or Love Island today

[Chief SlapaHoe @ChiefSlapaHoe25]

Jack Antonoff? Yeah you could say I’ve done it once or twice.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

Why does everyone at the pharmacy have to go to lunch together?

[joey @joboduj]

officer i had no idea i was even driving

[Hollymore @Hollymore10703]

Ppl look at u crazy when you look at them on the subway like yes I wanna look at you bitch you’re part of the mosaic of life

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

boyfriends have access to an entirely different set of youtube videos

[ANM. @_anm_xyz]

I got a couple homegirls that’s on that, don’t worry

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Can someone help me put together a meal plan for myself? I don’t like cooking, grocery shopping, or eating. And I don’t have an oven or a can opener and I only have one fork

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

Anyone have any good tips on how to forget? (Not talking about 9/11, don’t worry)