cici-1610B

mobile money engineer babe. Africana.

[Bassayg.🤍🇿🇦 @Bassayyg]

I too, will meet someone who will buy me flowers, take me out on dates & tell me I'm beautiful.

[Another Kenyan @_Moziller]

Beyonce has a son
Beyonce's son is into Rhumba
Sir Carter Rhumba

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[Helen Chukwukelu @HelenBliss30]

One of the hardest things about being a DevOps engineer is that when you do your job well…

Nothing happens.

No outages.
No downtime.
No frantic Slack messages.

Just systems quietly doing what they’re supposed to do.😎

Sometimes, your biggest wins are invisible.

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

Deciding between free bleeding or wearing a pad on the 4th /5th day of your period is crazy .

If you choose to free bleed, you’ll actually bleed, but if you wear a pad , nothing happens 😂

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

You ever look at old photos of yourself and realize how insanely fucking thin you were but you thought you were fat?

[DelSavy ✨ @delcyn_savannah]

Working hard to gift yourself tech gadgets is unbeatable 🫴🏽

[a 🫐 @arhamshaikhh]

There should be an anti linkedin app where everyone posts their L’s and we congratulate them for it

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

My brain going on a little adventure instead of being present in a conversation!!

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[blue @bluewmist]

You've got to get almost annoyingly serious about trusting yourself. You heard what you heard. You saw what you saw. You felt what you felt. Your body is speaking to you. Believe it.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐🪼 @JoroJrn]

A baddie’s final form is truly not giving a fck if she’s single for the rest of her life.

[cici-1610B @beASh3r0]

Fred Armisen being a creepy neighbor in 30 rock, broad city and Brooklyn 99

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

The thing about Fred Armisen in a wig is… those aren’t characters at all to me… These are real women and I feel like I know them… their stories matter

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me

[cici-1610B @beASh3r0]

Appetizer: Watermelon
Lunj: Chips na Salad. Chilli chicken samosa 🫠🤤

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Me stalking the whole cast on Instagram after finishing a series.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

80% of this adult shit is learning how to control yourself.

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

African mom finding out you pay to listen to music: