Beth Stevens🎈

Perfection is impossible, but we are well versed in misery. She/Her

[Metro @MetroUK]

Woman ‘posed as substitute teacher to insult students because she hates kids’ https://t.co/cYaeTQ1dQw

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

The UK is a simulation.

[Em @EmilyJBashforth]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Sheridan Smith has been cast as ASOS' Data Protection Officer in "Compromised", a new three-part ITV drama about the hacking of the online retailer.

[zaku.mp3 @ZinZaku]

commenting “disgusting AI slop” under a picture of my friend’s healthy newborn child

[LimeWire @limewire]

just a reminder the music industry tried to sue us for $72 trillion back in the day. like lol does that number even exist?

still not paying

[EᗰᗷEᖇᒪY @TheEmberly]

Trade was chopped, but the aftermath..

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Me when the waiter asks who had the sizzlin fajitas

[GTA 6 @GTA_VI_6_]

Let’s gooo!

[Beth Stevens🎈 @be__ste]

@hepimp @Deanojstevens

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

you’re just blatantly not me nan

[Beth Stevens🎈 @be__ste]

@rosebudlight @Deanojstevens hahahahahaha

[Sry @sorrrriy]

This nigga Franklin could literally slow down time but we pull the unrealistic card because a woman beat a man

[Russell Howard @russellhoward]

A message from Russell about The Felix Foundation @TheFelixFDN
To find out more visit https://t.co/KpeFvNHcr2

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.

[ִ ࣪𖤐.ᐟ @unusedcartt]

ever since i was a little girl i been mad as hell

[Whackeen @Readerbell_]

Dolly Parton’s death just reminded me of Stormzy’s thread about Jolene 😭

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Your childhood experiences are never your fault, but your adult responsibility is to heal from them so you don't damage every person who tries to love you.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My cat doesn't actually sign cards to family and friends. I sign it for him because he can't actually write at all.