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[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Big time shenanigans going on in UTAH‼️
Utah speaker of the house Mike Schultz owns hundreds of acres of land right near the Stratos data Center site‼️
THIS IS JOURNALISM‼️

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

The worst feeling ever is getting home and realizing you were never okay you were just distracting yourself

[Anthony DiGiorgio, DO, MHA @DrDiGiorgio]

In other news, the sky is blue.

[isaiah @tlop444]

all because of one comment that had nothing to do with the movie

[Gamecockology @Gamecockology]

We’ve got everything you need for an elite football program if Saturdays didn’t exist.

[Tre Goodwin @TrizzyTreRogers]

I chose to marry my wife.

I chose to have my career.

I chose what car I drive.

The Gamecocks chose me. I was born into this ….this pain. At no point yesterday did I think we would win….because I know who we are.

My Name is Tre and I am a battered Gamecock Fan.

[Boboddy @panthersfannnn]

Love when my wife texts me about the hornets. She’s tired of us losing 😫

[Luis Batalha @luismbat]

Imagine losing first authorship because you got hit by a blue shell on the last lap 💀

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

"Good morning. Were you able to have a bowel movement last night?"

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Coca-Cola has started selling soda with cane sugar in the US after President Trump demanded the company make an American version of its Mexican Coke.

[Emmett Matasovsky @E_Matasovsky57]

Explain this to me like I’m five… Penn State wants to replace James Franklin with younger James Franklin whose signature win with Notre Dame is against… James Franklin.

[Jason Ryan @jasonryanmd]

Here’s a nice analysis of 2.5M children about Tylenol and autism. The study found a small association between tylenol use in pregnancy and autism, but the association went away in sibling analysis. In sibling analysis you compare children born to the same mother where one child was exposed to Tylenol but not the other. This is a better comparison because genetics are similar between siblings whereas they differ greatly in non siblings from different families. Bottom line: no increased risk of autism with tylenol use in a huge population analysis. https://t.co/JyodtiSwWC

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Her daughter decided to chug the entire wine chalice at her First Communion 😂

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

If you switch from spotify to Apple Music you will be stunned by how much your music no longer sounds like it comes from the bottom of an aluminum can

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like “mitochondrial challenges” while people watching at the airport, so then you’re like ok I guess I have to deal with this now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Want to know why those other countries have lower brand drugs prices than us ?

They don't have PBMs. We are the ONLY country that uses PBMs.

Insane