tony🍅

hey kids dont forget to hydrate!!

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

take on me came on the radio at work and my depression was completely cured for 3 minutes and 45 seconds

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

listening to one direction is actually just fucking healing

[Cory Webb @corywebb]

My son just said “My ADHD is so severe, it’s AD4K”

[trash jones @jzux]

ugh i have to pull an all-dayer today

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

i'm taako... you know, from tv
#FANEXPOCanada2022 @TheZoneCast @JustinMcElroy

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i wish i could go live in the woods

my phone: your screen time was up 34% this week for a daily average of 7 hours

[fran @galacticidiots]

“Ao3 is problematic” you’re right, it spoiled me rotten. Now every time I walk into a bookstore and the shelves aren’t separated by tropes and tags, I despair. I’ve been ruined by a proper sorting system.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Well I don't believe in you either.

[C @HeronChe]

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

my brother in christ, she’s not flirting with you she’s at her job and being nice

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

mike’s hard motzo ball soup

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

@EmmaHibbard_ bestie dont sleep on season 8 ✈️👀

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

i've had Fast Car stuck in my head for 3 uninterrupted days now i dont remember peace i just remember we were drivin, drivin in your car, speed so fast i felt like i was drunk,

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the pants
She turned around and gave that big booty some pants
She had some pants
And other pants
Shawty got pants-pants-pants-pants-pants-pants-pants-pants

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

ahh the goldfish, the bimbo of the lake

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

@kingjooheonn f

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

@JustinMcElroy hey juice i think there's a typo in this tweet as i'm certain you meant to say treasure planet Supremely Fucks

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

@travismcelroy snart (snail art)

[tony🍅 @be_the_leaf]

there are two wolves inside me... one wants a girlfriend.... the other has a crippling fear of intimacy.....