Mark

Aussie lad living in Canada. Peace and Poutine pls.

[Mark @be_zenfold]

There appear to be a few vacancies in the glee team now. Can Toffee Apple Chew please join it? #pornoday #TACy @dadwroteaporno

[Mark @be_zenfold]

@Zambrero please open a store in Toronto, Canada. I can’t be driving all the way to Boston every time I want some #freshmexgrill 🌯 🙏

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Thanks @nicolebyer for saying if you’re funny, you’re allowed to be ugly. Now I just need to learn how to be funny 👌 #whywontyoudateme

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Not sure what about the most shocking thing about the end of @dadwroteaporno book 4 is; the identity of the special one, or the fact th that duchess rides a horse callled TOFFEE APPLE CHEW.

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Graduated to true Toronto citizen today 😅

[aishe @aishejonelle]

are u really from toronto if u’ve never cried on the ttc?

[Mark @be_zenfold]

The lady in front of me on the #TTC just dropped her coffee cup, and it was actually just filled with coffee liqueur. She clearly has mastered the Tuesday arvo commute 👌☕️🥃

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Don’t trust anyone that only sleeps with one pillow #facts

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Me seconds after finishing #VeronicaMars season 4

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Just spat coffee all over my laptop listening to @dadwroteaporno. Not an ideal start to the afternoon.

[ABC News @abcnews]

How the chicken parmigiana became a staple of the Aussie pub menu https://t.co/vwts6NB0sE

[Mark @be_zenfold]

Stray observations about #Canada: no doors say push or pull. I am clearly not smart enough to figure this out on my own, @JustinTrudeau please introduce legislation to rectify this thanks 😅