I fought (virtually) for @NoahKahan tickets in Raleigh like it was Black Friday in 2007 at Walmart. And, with my whole entire heart, I hope he plays 23. 🐞
Mechanic: You need to replace your tires. It’ll cost $512 for these.
Me: *ignorant* Well, let me ask my husband….
Mechanic: In that case, hang on, I can give you a discount!!
Me: *suddenly not ignorant* Man, where was the discount before I brought him up? 🙄
Me taking my car in for an oil change and 🙂 while the guy undoubtedly judges me for the amount of shit thrown around it. Need a jacket? Here. Need a 3 week old bottle of water? Sure, got 4. How about a toy car? Feel free to choose one from the collection in the back seat
Y’all, someone stole my ranch out of the fridge at work. I just put the bottle in the fridge yesterday. Like, use it and put it back??? Why’d you have to take it? #trash
Postpartum is just such a weird time. I haven’t slept in 48 hours (which included childbirth), and someone is literally waking me up from a brief nap to make sure I know how to feed my baby whom I have fed every hour for the past 12.