Bea G

Its not always easy being Green. But sometimes it is. Aucklander living in Melbourne. Bike enthusiast. Neighbourhood cat enthusiast. She/her.

[Bea G @bea_green]

Cycling to brunch doesn’t mean you have permission to order the pancakes. You’re an adult, damn it. You have permission to eat pancakes at any time. The bike ride is just an added benefit 🚲

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

TLC | abbreviation | tender loving care

[Bea G @bea_green]

How come my Teams app knows there’s an iOS update before my phone does?

Not that I wanted to read my work messages on my day off. But I did want to mute the group chat.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a crab.

[Bea G @bea_green]

Me the week that daylight savings kicks in:

[Bea G @bea_green]

@brendongreen Wait, it’s not a fruit? <frantically googles with the suspicion that she’s never actually seen how an olive grows before>

[Bea G @bea_green]

OMG I just in this moment now realised I could probably just google “weather”, and get the same result?

[Bea G @bea_green]

The frequency with which I forget what city I’m living in and google the weather for the wrong place is alarming.

[Bea G @bea_green]

Sending a screenshot of this to my friend who basically gets stream-of-consciousness updates from me on a weekly if not daily basis.

Today I sampled the coffee from the office cafe again and I regret all the life decisions that led me to this point.

[badass cutie tweeting bangers etc etc @lilcosmicowgirl]

staying close w people long distance really is about the mundane stuff. i get texts like "made egg toast" "spilled coffee all over my desk :(" "lady on the metro has not one not two but three tiny dogs in her purse" and its like wow. i love you more than words can express

[Bea G @bea_green]

But the real highlight of the evening was finally getting to taste the snack that’s been all over my Melbourne Tiktok feed for the last month.

[Bea G @bea_green]

Yes, the jellyfish were beautiful.

[Bea G @bea_green]

And the riverside was as stunning as always

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Man, sucks that everybody else my age is getting old while I remain just the tiniest little baby

[Brendon Green @brendongreen]

Do you know someone in Christchurch?

Yes: please point them towards this show there next week 😍

No: really? You sure about that?

No Really: wow, that's kind of weird tbh. But OK, thanks anyway.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Baby panda.. 😊

[Bea G @bea_green]

I just put *5* books on hold through the Libby app.

This is going to recreate The Great Book Avalanche of 2020, isn’t it.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

bees, england, ca. 1200