Bea Keeper

Meditating Mancunian. Solicitor. David Lynch fan. If you find my opinions to be defamatory or incorrect then they belong to my employer. Probably.

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

Just seen a lady with a knitted lanyard in #chorlton. I haven't been this confused about how to react since Captain Beefheart's troutmask.

[Kristian @vonstrenginho]

The Senegal warm-up is even better with Ducktales music.

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@PadiCollins https://t.co/c660a9FYWk

[Robyn Ross @RobynRossTV]

This kid in the background is my new favorite #royalwedding

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He was running Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...you get the gist. What a cool photo. https://t.co/VIq5pL1iE1

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@GilesGrover It’s your loss Giles. Own it like the champ you are and smash those backdoors right in.

Next time Grover, next time.
Grover, Putin and Cambridge Analytics vs the world.

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

@GilesGrover Demand a recount Grover. Get a random Tory in a headlock. Start howling in the corner of the hall, You’re the people’s champion Gig and don’t you forget it. Claim the victory as yours. Take the mic and do your victory speech anyway.

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@GilesGrover Same thing in politics surely?

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@GilesGrover I smell VICTORY Grover...

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@DaniellePender @GailMyerscough - surface pattern designer.

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@GilesGrover it’s almost worth giving up my non domicile tax status and buying a fifth home on Deansgate just so I can #votegrover

[Jim Bob @mrjimBob]

Amber Rudd should defect to the Green Party, just so she can have Green Amber Rudd on her election campaign material.

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

@PadiCollins https://t.co/XCyQIxLzeG

[Jonathan Schofield @JonathSchofield]

More tours for May. These are the Manchester tours everybody is taking about. Stories, wonderful structures, great views. @MayfieldMCR https://t.co/c4thMpcTPa

[Emma Fox @showmemcr]

Just a little pre-tour tear jerking moment reading this in #victoria train station #manchester 🤗💕 Now off for a #scuttlers tour with a Y8 school group. #gangs #belts

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

My lack of fiscal responsibility https://t.co/OKtxlvNxvO

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

People of #Lincoln pls can you help? Want to visit tomorrow but can’t seem to find any info as to whether the #SteepHill shops are open on sundays? @debscooper @lincshour ? Thanks! https://t.co/z3oKjS5onp

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@visitlincoln hi we’re thinking of coming to Lincoln tomorrow from Manchester. I see the cathedral is limited entry on Sunday - could you let me know what time is best to visit and are the small shops on Steep Hill generally open on sundays? Thanks

[Boot Led Zeppelin @BootLedZeppelin]

Looking for #Ledzeppelin loving UK based writers / bloggers
#journorequest

[feminist next door @emrazz]

Can you name all 59 women who came forward against Cosby? Can you name half of them? Can you name 5? Would you recognize them out of context? Do you want an autograph?

Cool so we agree that women don’t make rape accusations to become famous.

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

@visitlincoln hi we’re thinking of coming to Lincoln tomorrow from Manchester. I see the cathedral is limited entry on Sunday - could you let me know what time is best to visit and are the small shops on Steep Hill generally open on sundays? Thanks

[90s Footballers @90sPlayers]

Sensible Soccer was absolutely brilliant!

[Bea Keeper @bea_keeper]

@BarcaJim Jump!

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Microwave is called the “witch box”. https://t.co/5MCA3AkcqZ

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

What’s a weird thing your family did that you thought was normal till you moved out? We kept birthday candles in the freezer.