Beatriz 🌙

Good Evening

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

My parents at 27: Making good progress on the mortgage. We are established lawyers and educators. Time to have children soon.

Me at 27: Ok…if I’m having Movie Theater Popcorn Dinner (salty) I should probably balance it with Ice Cream Lunch (sweet)

[sarah @dollisstic]

im never stressed about anything unless im late to the cinema like its so serious to me

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

Nobody wants to go to the ballet with me 🥲

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

at my desk silently saying “what the hell are you even talking about” every time i receive an email. even if it’s an email i understand and was expecting

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

The way I jumped out of my seat when I saw lady gaga lmao

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

this lives in my head rent free

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

asking the real questions

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

PinkPantheress tickets secured 😎

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

I’m NO man’s peace. I got a question at 8am sharp

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Talk turkey with the Belchers!

Stream every #BobsBurgers Thanksgiving episode on Hulu now 🍗

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

My hand mixer and oven are doing overtime today

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

these kids got more PTO days at school than i do at work

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

Trying to secure Mayhem ball tickets again today 🫡

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

Driving to Carrollton to find a smiski 🤞

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[james @jms_tny]

julia garner most confusing name bc it calls to mind both julia roberts and jennifer garner but she is neither

[Beatriz 🌙 @bea_shinee]

It's my 3 year anniversary at my job?!

[Rokktober @rokktober]

sprinkles on everything 💕

[MAI @TRUEROMANC33]

pinkpantheress in that one song: