Marissa Martinez

Mama of 2 free spirits, wife of a hero, type-A hippie, and Jersey girl

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@amazonmusic why did you not stream @AvrilLavigne??? We waited all night to see her!! Know your audience. #fail

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@shondarhimes you are a genius and an artist and Uzo Aduba is amaaaaaazing….just finished #TheResidenceNetflix and already dying for more Cordelia Cupp!!!

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

Agree or disagree, good on @ChappellRoan for having the guts to stand up for what’s important to her on such a big stage. PS I agree, girl ❤️❤️

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

I wanna hear @Corey_Feldman reaction to the @KattWilliams interview. He comes off as both unhinged and at the same time 100% believable about his #truthbombs . I feel like CF is one of the few that was brave enough to tell the truth about HW. I wonder what his take is on KW bomb

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@TheRock I’m home with my sick kiddo two weeks post-DisneyWorld and we have watched both Moana and Jungle Cruise and noticed your character peed in the water in both movies and you have never been more relatable 😂
#Moana #JungleCruise #warmwater

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

Just posted a photo @ Bayville, New Jersey https://t.co/VuPlQ2RpNY

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@bakrantz @ChrisWNunn It makes complete sense. Also not wearing a helmet or seatbelt gets you a ticket (IF you happen to get caught). It doesn’t get you fired from your job.

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

I think there is nary a sound that gives an early gen-x-er the warm fuzzies than the theme song to Cheers. Golden Girls theme comes in close 2nd. #iykyk #cheers #goldengirls #GenX @TedDanson @RheaPerlman @GeorgeWendt

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@jamelholley 2. 20 years into a career with college degrees and neither adult in our house is making anywhere close to $125k. Gov’t trying to convince people it’s necessary to go to college so they can keep colleges in business. Like Pharma keeps people sick so they can stay in business.

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@jamelholley Vomitous. Attempt to keep university “big business” running as my generation is not telling our kids they have to go to college to make a good living. Our parents are making more in retirement than we are working, and gov’t fears the bottom will drop out for US universities.

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@Davis_Webb5 and @AlexBachman bringing #bigblueenergy to the preseason! #NewBlood can be a 👍thing! I’ve got a good feeling about this 🏈💙

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

Sooooo our lawmakers are more concerned about #guntrafficking than #childtrafficking? Could it be because the soulless beasts that are buying children are also funding political campaigns? Nothing to see here….

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@RepSherrill If the laws we already have aren’t being properly enforced, how will more laws help, if there’s no manpower to enforce those either? I’d prefer a crackdown on CHILD trafficking

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@HelloRobbieRose @William_Munny92 @LeAdderNoire Sadly, this is true.

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@VitoCortapassi @William_Munny92 @LeAdderNoire Not to mention all the vaccines that have been “researched” in 3rd world countries without the full knowledge of those being researched on (or their parents)

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@William_Munny92 @LeAdderNoire If you are “anti-this-vax” then you are pro-vaccine choice. So are the rest of us unvaccinated people who have been labeled as “anti-vaxxer lunatics” for the past 50 years. There is no hierarchy here. You either think people should be allowed to decide for themselves or you don’t

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@amyklobuchar If an 18-year-old isn’t mature enough to buy a beer (or a firearm), how are they possibly mature enough to decide on the “leader of the free world”?

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@ClayTravis This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week 🤣🤣🤣

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

Hypocrisy of supporting vaccine mandates while shaking fists at overturning of roevwade is astounding.We either have bodily autonomy or we don’t.If my govt enables my job to fire me for not taking a vaccine,they can tell me I can’t have an abortion.Choose a freaking side, people.

[Marissa Martinez @beachbumama]

@amyklobuchar Fundamental right 2 make own health decisions but not the right to make decisions w/out consequences,right?I have the right 2 decide what goes into my body but it’s my choice to suffer consequences of losing my job for it.If I get fired for having an abortion it’s ok too right?