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| If you hate animals and don't worship Pazuzu, we can't be friends |

[doxie @doxie_gay]

autistic girlz will drop the most insane rizz then go nonverbal like their turn just ended or something

[five eyes blind @RosasCatMimi]

Say what you will about Charles, his reign is producing all the images that an old king ruling an evil dying island should

[crazy ass moments in nu metal history @numetal_moment]

Lars and James of Metallica, flirt, star in AOL Instant Messenger advertisement (2003)

[doomer @uncledoomer]

absolutely horrible. are there any other videos of other angles of this? i want to make sure i avoid them

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

It’s so hard telling if your parents are showing early signs of dementia if they’ve always been out of their fucking minds

[andy @heyitsandy_]

Why do ppl message you at 8:30pm inviting you out? Like I’ve had my tea, I’m showered, I’m already in my pyjamas. You’ve had since 9am this morning to invite me out

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

Our annual tradition of sacrificing billionaires to appease Poseidon is going well I see

[nova @comfypill]

the worst part about being a good listener is that i creep people out when i actually remember things they've told me

[🔸 Grillhou5e 🔸 @grillhou5e]

“Im gonna’ just drop this here ok?”

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I hate a “it’s someone else’s job to clean it up” type of person. Embarrassing to be around.

[Callie H @CalliexKills]

ok can i get a show of hands if u accidentally scare people all the time and apparently walk quietly

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

whew this reading shit is no joke. word after word after word

[SILVERADO! ||🐰//🐺|| @Slumdog_Milly]

this picture is driving me fucking nuts