Michæla ✨

D-WHAT? @taylorparisi

[Michæla ✨ @beachpleaase]

Every person I work with has a snapchat of me doing drunk shariah karaoke right now and I don't know where to be proud of embarrassed #Ttown

[trash jones @jzux]

what doesn’t kill you mutates and keeps trying every winter

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

i don’t know how to promote someone from ‘pleasant acquaintance’ to ‘friend.’ is there a form we fill out? where’s the nearest notary public

[Olivia Smith @OliveFSmith]

The woman in the cheese shop told me she had a cheese from 2019 that she suspects is so delicious because ‘it didn’t know about any of this’

[Michæla ✨ @beachpleaase]

You can tell when someone is from northern Ontario when you say “she only dates miners” and they assume “people who work underground” instead of “teenagers”

[LUNA. 𝜗𝜚 ࣪˖ ִ𐙚 @lunagiiselle]

i have a lot of repressed anger from all the times i kept my mouth shut in the name of “keeping the peace” or being a nurturer

all that did was eat me from the inside. disrupt me from the internal.

exploring this is major key.

[Michæla ✨ @beachpleaase]

Two people I don’t trust: politicians and dudes who don’t post pictures of their gf’s on instagram 🥴

[dev @devvvrobot]

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

[Sea Bass @Sea_Bass078]

This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[Meesh Hell @waziot]

Red Bull tastes like if gasoline was a berry

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I’ll no longer be accepting any other compliments unless they sound like this.

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

it’s like 1am and this drink is tasting like it’s time to respond to everyone’s instagram story as if they’re my close, personal friend

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Weed smokers are like I love being scared

[CBC Olympics @CBCOlympics]

CANADA YOU ARE FINALLY GOLDEN 🇨🇦🥇

JULIA GROSSO SEALS IT FOR CANADA

#CANWNT

[Michæla ✨ @beachpleaase]

@britcoultis #TheBachelorette

[Birgit Umaigba-Omoruyi @birgitomo]

When Nurses/PSWs say poor staffing ratios impact patient care, believe us. Nurses continue to quit due to poor working conditions. One quick way to stop this crisis is for @fordnation to repeal Bill 124 and improve staffing ratios.