windjammer

Never pass up a good opportunity to shut the fuck up

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when I was a kid, I dreamed of being a baseball player. Then I became aware of breasts.

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@ALadyNamedKatie 👍👍

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@cheygoulet 👍👍

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‘there’s one too many people in this room and i think it’s you.”

- groucho marx

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@Amwysoc uh, you do not look like a man…

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@NadaAJones happy‼️🎉🎂🎁

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@dvel86

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@NadaAJones country!

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@MsAshBash420 💓💓

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the fact that willie nelson and keith richards have outlived richard simmons has me rethinking this whole eating right and exercise thing.

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@cheygoulet 👏👏👏👍👍

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@sexysportslover 👍

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@MsAshBash420 ty

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@LoveTherapis1 🙋‍♂️

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this freaks me out!

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@MsAshBash420 🔥❤️

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two carpenter ants walk into a bar.

one of them says, “hey where is the bar tender?”

(sorry)

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@SarahSevans2000 nooooooo

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@LoveTherapis1 yes!

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@MsAshBash420 ty