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likes: strawberry milkshakes

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*is home alone* damn should I masturbate

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“I want to take her mini golfing, so I can’t touch her” okay???? Taylor???

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sometimes you need to leave a scathing review and move on

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Taylor’s new years resolution was to eat more donuts

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“We were walking at the same pace so I decided to have sex w him”

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@likeaG6_butnot

T to her aunt “Did you see my new car?”
Aunt “Yes!”
T “Did you see the dent?” Thinking about you at family brunch !!

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*T had a (good) sex dream about her mans*
Me: me did he look completely different
T: Nah I just couldn’t see his face

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“It’s 1923 I don’t know how to read yet”

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“I’ve been getting pup cups with no dog in my car”

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“I haven’t texted her I just drive by her house sometimes”

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“What flag is that? I can’t keep up”
“That’s Star Wars”

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I’m so obsessed with bear reels I want one

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My dad just called me girl over text do we think he is drunk

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Ella got a bug stuck in her teeth at golf

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“Not now sweaty, mommy is day trading”

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Growing up is admitting you like beans

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“That’s how all my crushes die. I just get to know them.”

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“Do you remember when mustaches were a thing”
“Yeah my Martha and I were legit a mustache for Halloween, we were so gender fluid”

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Uber driver smacking his gum @likeaG6_butnot would be going cray

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The only reason I think my taxi driver is gay is bc of the way he is holding the steering wheel but like I just know if yall saw it you’d agree

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Spent my 2 hour train ride laughing out loud to reels