Paula Kenley Freeman

Bebop jazz scion. Valley escapee. Seattle hepcat. Expatriate to Nederland. 🪻
Owned and operated by 2.5 cats. 😼
I can name that tune in no notes!

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@TheCatsX Kitty is testing the quality of your floor wax. That's a solid five-star rating! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@fuzzylicious007 @catsareblessing Your ginger must have been blessed with an extra brain cell.

My spicy Dijon mustard-cat only has half a brain cell, hence he can't glide like a helicopter. Oh, well. Maybe in one of his next nine lives . . .

🐈🚁

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@catsareblessing It's a feline yoga pose! Keeps those kitty muscles nice 'n' supple . . .

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

Key findings from the 2014 Commonwealth Fund International Health Policy survey include:

• System Performance: The U.S. health care system ranked *last* overall among the 11 nations studied, despite having the highest per-capita costs. The United Kingdom ranked first, followed by Switzerland.

• Access and Equity: The U.S. and Canada ranked *last* on measures of cost-related access, with U.S. patients reporting the greatest financial barriers to obtaining needed medical care.

• Older Adults' Experiences: The 2014 survey of adults 65 and older found that older patients in the U.S., France, and Canada experienced *the most fragmented* care coordination and *struggled the most with complex medical bills*.

In short, the for-profit healthcare system in the U.S. is a financial and medical failure, just like you are.

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@FreeSpeech_Vids @abierkhatib @AnaKasparian What's your complaint and why are you trying to "expose" the Dutch Research Council?

NWO = Nederlandse Organisatie voor Wetenschappelijk Onderzoek

I'm willing to wager a stack of Euros that we Dutch folks have never done anything unfavorable to you. 💶

https://t.co/Bz5ovCYUT5

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

Spread your wings, and fly to the UK . . .

Marr Guitar auction at Christie's in London on 17 September:
https://t.co/tXPte0xmns

Marr plays at Wembley on 24 October:
https://t.co/xtzfvEAVfr

Plus, Art Garfunkel and his voice are playing a series of four gigs in October:
https://t.co/btl888wLW6

I live just across the Channel in the province of Zuid-Holland, so it's just a skip and/or a jump for me to get to the UK. Take a month out of your busy agenda, and treat yourself to a few Marr Guitars and a couple of concert tix. My schedule for September and October is wide open to take in a heap of musical aural pleasure!

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

Johnny Fuckin' Marr drops another hot tune . . . 🎸

https://t.co/iJRfXJO6lt

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@Cor_Blimey_Guv Yes, Sir Marr has an immense collection of guitar gems.

Tell you what . . . You buy, and I'll fly! 🎸 🛫

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

". . . [Spike] literally can't stomach their sadistic rituals and wonton cruelty."

I've watched "The Bone Temple" several times from snout to tail, and there isn't a single wonton (a Chinese dumpling) being abused in this fine flick. 🥟

Try spelling the word as "wanton," or write reviews of Chinese restaurants instead of movies.

https://t.co/vzVRZY1BJy

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

Mike's 4th of July message:

https://t.co/FsSoT7jiPT

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@cranston65 @karenfthompson I wonder where that fish has gone?
It is a most elusive fish
Oh fishy, fishy, fishy, fish . . .

https://t.co/WLwX53oAP2

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@mocksockpuppet @catsareblessing Believe me, I totally understand where you're coming from, Le Chat.

BUT, we do have "coffeeshops" in the Nether Regions from which coffee is sold at the disregarded bottom of the menu, and Sativa and Indica is at the top.

🎶 Pass the Dutchie on the left-hand side . . . 🎶

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@factpostnews This is no coincidence, since caulk is visibly oozing from the numerous cracks in Clump's assorted rectal prolapses.

The cop from the Village People who just passed away will be a featured attraction in Clump's National Garden of American Heroes. 👮‍♂️

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@mocksockpuppet @catsareblessing Ah, the joys and miseries of English grub!

It's almost as inedible and non-existent as Dutch cuisine.

"Bitterballen" -- A visual and taste match for kitty furballs.

I moved to Nederland almost 20 years ago, and I haven't eaten a thing since. Blerp!

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@mocksockpuppet @catsareblessing Yes and yes!

The lasagna's on the roundabout
The cheese'll make you out 'n' out
Cat spends the day his way
Call it morning
Driving through The Sound of
In and out The Valley . . .

Cat mountains come out of the sky
And they stand there . . . 😼

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@NucConservative Make up your mind.

You can only add a 0 or a 2 to your MAGA-fantasy digit -- not both.

Can you dig it?

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@NucConservative @NucConservative: Your lack of an answer is a tacit agreement with my inquiry.

Best regards,
~from Child-Free By Choice, and Not By Melanin Level.

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@NucConservative Out of morbid curiosity, I am compelled to ask:

What would you do with males who are infertile and produce sterile spermatozoa, and females who are post-menopausal or, for medical reasons, need to have hysterectomy or tubal ligation surgery?

Only honest answers are valid.

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@KheftKaligari Well, that's it, then. I have to train my hubby how to behave like Tabitha.

[Paula Kenley Freeman @beadbop]

@catsareblessing Who is smarter: The family who spent time, effort, and money on a sturdy door latch and a night-vision camera, or the kitty who figured out how to sneak open the door all on his own?

I know where my bet would go . . . 😸