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RICK RUBIN IS RASPUTIN #facts I AM BOURBON DAD #facts I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR CRISPS #facts ALA CHUZTPAHN DAHN #facts

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I AM A PIT WHERE DESPAIR COMES TO REST

[Brolee @6r0lee]

There’s a dark alternate timeline where I work for PETA and share The Dodo videos with heart emojis

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bo burnam that funny feeling or Kevin devine another bag of bones who wore the song better? Or did phoebe bridgers take it past them? #flannelguitarguys

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

People who offer medical advice on here should have to put in their profile if they’ve ever tried to stop an allergy attack with their mind.

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The smoke shop barista asked if there was anything I was looking for, ”a bong” I said. Wearily he replied, “you mean a water pipe?” I could tell he meets a hundred idiots like me a week. I pointed at a bong like a child. I paid for it and he will never think of me again.

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We all know the southern truism: you may shoot a man for his boots, but you still have to buy the bullet.

[Tombus @Tommy__Valdez]

@Mazalthan @fullheadclub Check the remix tho dawg

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@Tommy__Valdez

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@spencerfort @romeheroceeej Mah fuhken sons #daddyisoffthecross

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@GayCappuccino Yu can’t stan dance queen and not Gwen stefeen

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@GayCappuccino Are you saying no doubt is not in the musical criterion collection?

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Narrow stairs is the only death cab for cutie album

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@romeheroceeej @Apple You can change but auto correct remembers

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Rickrasputinrubin should’ve made Johnny cash cover hey there Delilah

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@rhodevtony No change

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@xtaylormadisonx Hit my line

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Inspired by @JonJanuhowski s best tweet

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Wine is the indica of liquor

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@JJWatt inspired sushi roll. It’s just rice and seaweed with only ground beef filling

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@JonJanuhowski Waffle House