MattBeagle

Audio producer. Comedian. Journalist. Pickleball Enthusiast. Knows all words to 90's hip hop AND musicals.

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Practicing for my inevitable @nprfreshair interview, cant decide if I thank Terry for having me or just launch into my first answer...

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Got #laidoff.....but it's ok, I've got a plan:

- Network, Network, Network
- Take courses to improve skills
– Go to Orinda and "accidentally" get hit by a Rivian

[Yellow Dot Studios @weareyellowdot]

The Extreme Weather Report, March 6, 2025:
This is your weather on fossil fuels.

[Mortified BAY AREA @MortifiedSFBAY]

Meet Matt. Some teenagers need to prove they are a bad ass through sports, fights, or smoking.Matt chose to do this through angsty and emotional SPOKEN WORD. Experience all the feelings this weekend @Mortified in SF &OAK!
SF: LY8QN7
OAK: angst2025
https://t.co/J2GuwTaqLA

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Oops I did *it again

*stayed up past my bedtime watching Coach Carter

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

My Tsunami plan

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Best scam text yet! I'm thinking of saying yes?

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Raining in the Bay....hope all the Dads remember to say "We needed this", "Free car wash!" and to remind people the roads are slippery because of the oils.

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

My Daughter asked us this morning “what are we going to do?”…we said “keep living our lives and helping other people and the world”…my parents took me to protests, picket lines and out canvassing, I plan to do the same with my kids

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

@greenmtpics There's no Reese's left....

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

I picked the wrong night to promise myself I’d stop eating the kids Halloween candy…

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Very surprised to hear this funky jam band is associating with the Trump campaign.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: New reports of widespread panic within the Trump campaign following the release of the Selzer Iowa pull showing Kamala Harris leading by 3 points. This is huge.

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

@harvilla Why’d you choose this song? YOU WANTED TO!

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

One more month to make some kind of 40 under 40 list....planning an elaborate and dangerous stunt....

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

What happens nowdays if you name your baby Matt or Chris? Do you get fired, or punished in some way?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Mike, you ready?”

“I don’t know what to do with my hand.”

“Just hold it at your side.”

“Won’t that look weird?”

“Not at all.”

“It feels odd.”

“It’s literally the most normal pose ever, Mike.”

“I’m just gonna stick it down my pants.”

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

Some of you haven’t listened to Satellite on repeat on mushrooms and it shows

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I heard a Dave Matthews song yesterday and it made me realize how profoundly I’ve enjoyed not listening to him for the past 20 years.

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

@BradleyWhitford How long has this….thang been going on?!

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

God forbid a man decompress a lil bit!

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

What is Truvada and can I have some?

[MattBeagle @beagle25]

I think when Biggie says “Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis, when I was dead broke man I couldn’t picture this”…he more means, like, he couldn’t believe they’d ever make such cool game systems