Brandon Eagle

🌯🌯🌯 He/Him

[Pastor Kyle. @itsqail]

U can tell someone is 28 because there will be no more light in their eyes

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

Can't believe there's actually people that fell for this dumb culty shit

[Frank Lesser @sadmonsters]

Supreme Court Justices have proven they’re “supreme” in the same way as a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme: they’re easy to buy and bad for your health

[Joyful Heart @TheJHF]

Reproductive rights are human rights. Grateful for people like Kym Worthy who are standing with and for girls, women, and survivors. We stand with you, too. https://t.co/OQWb67iyOf

[Joyful Heart @TheJHF]

Young men survivor’s rights and justice > community reputation, hands down. #SAAM
https://t.co/A3iDi6CPrT

[*screams into the void* @alexcollyard]

my mom knows Chris Rock I guess

[shen the bird @Shen_the_Bird]

coworker: how long is the new batman

me: i'd say at least 9 inches. just the vibe i get from him

[Joyful Heart @TheJHF]

We need to see more support, more funding, and more resources for #domesticviolence shelters and those working to provide support for survivors: “They need more resources to truly serve the need that’s out there.”
https://t.co/auUcoWr6MD

[One Punch-In Man @CineMasai_]

Headline of the year contender holy shit https://t.co/srYEsQFwrl

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

AMERICAN RECORD!!

At the Houston Half, @SaraHall3 runs 67:15 to break @MollyHuddle’s American record of 67:25, which was also set on the same course in 2018

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Yeah can get uhhhhh vodka shrimp

[Ahmed Baba @AhmedBaba_]

I don’t know how many times this needs to be said before it stops, but these false comparisons to the Holocaust are wildly antisemitic.