squirt reynolds

ginger ale enjoyer

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

It’s the trailer!!!!

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

*gay Daniel Plainview voice* I SERVE your cunt! I serve it up!!

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

a thinker

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

jack harlow’s looper

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

Banned once again from furry night because of- YOU GUESSED IT! WOKE! people hate my horsesona Timothy McNeigh

[TheReportOfTheWeek @IAmReviewbrah]

This

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

If it keeps happening I'll make Oklahoma City look like a picnic

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

There's something in the frequency or cadence of my voice that makes people love to interrupt me

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

@Burnsington The mojito plants have taken over my garden

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

If i give up the dream of making a life in music (ridiculous, not possible probably) i could be comfortable monetarily. For once. But I'd be a shell and probably accelerate the timeline of offing myself by many years

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

@JeffreySla63359 @JPHilllllll You get paid $26 at the dick sucking factory??

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

self soaking

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

taking one moment to be thankful that music has taken me to several places I've never been and several more to come in the last and coming few days (and I'm getting paid)

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

Top 10 most beautiful images of all time

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

acoustic opening acts love taking 20 minutes to set up

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

call me a bug the way I yearn for a moist crevice

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

@sexydickcheney He didn't like that but I still got to kick him out. Good time.

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

call me an influencer the way I put my fluence in her

[Jane Schoenbrun @sapphicspielbrg]

there is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from

[squirt reynolds @beakmountain]

not now, kitten. daddy has to do psychic damage to himself for a while