peter beale

Husband, father, Floridian, wannabe libertarian. considers himself funny, probably isn’t. no DM’s Vengeance for #Peanut

[peter beale @bealepeter]

A proposal. The World Cup has shown there are thousands of Europeans who love America. America has a population of people who do not, and feel life is better in Europe. I propose an even swap - we offer a fast tracked green card to a European that would rather live here, and their home country takes one of our unhappy citizens that would prefer to live there, plus a stipend to help get them settled. Everyone wins right?

[peter beale @bealepeter]

Whelp, I did not have “radicalize the entirety of Europe by hosting their fans for the World Cup” but here we are. Just saw a mess of them leave a Waffle House drunk on freedom screaming “Kier Starmer is a wanker!” while loading back into their rented lifted Ram 2500

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@shaunvlog_ In terms of chicken fried steak, I consider myself a bit of a professional.
Sir, that is literally the perfect plate. You have hit a home run on your first at bat. Next time get the biscuit fully in the picture, to a Southerner that is very important.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

Me either. I remember my first week in the south, there was a hearse leading a funeral procession on a main road. Every car- every single one, pulled over and the driver got out and stood with their hat off to show their respect. I was utterly gobsmacked. In the North it’s considered a nuisance. I’ll never live north of the Mason Dixon line again.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

This is BELFAST!

[homans top guy @passcoderonald]

Northern Ireland to the rest of the West

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@goneers Yeah, baby steps. This is graduate level shenanigans, no way they could wrap their heads around it

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@live_free_603 Best use of a meme of all time

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@UKFREEDOMUNITE If you see an old toothless guy on the side of the road stirring a giant pot of steaming brown water, immediately pull over. In that pot is boiled peanuts-
Just trust me on this one, get you some.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@cultofnarcissus @FreddyLA7 Best place to spend the weekend (and gain five pounds) on the planet. I love the South and Savannah is it’s heart and soul

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@cultofnarcissus @FreddyLA7 Good Lord that wonderful town might have too much charm for this poor guy to handle.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@wanted4mogging Seeing righteousness finally planting its feet is like a balm for my soul…

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@AbeerYasir_ Well then go home and fix it.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@meiklejohn21 @TeekoAleks Have fun and welcome!

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@Suffragent_ American here- it might be a bit old fashioned but back in the day we found that hot tar and feathers were quite effective garnering the attention of errant politicians.
Just saying.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@TheBritLad

[peter beale @bealepeter]

Welcome! Some tips from a local - travel the Gulf coast, make a stop in Dunnellon, take a tube ride down the rainbow river. Then go to Homasassa and go air boating. Spend the night in Saint Petersburg and have dinner at Il Returno, in the morning go to the North Beach in Fort Desoto Park. Head south over the skyway bridge to Venice and spend the night, go to Manasota beach in Venice and go shark tooth hunting. Head to Miami for your game
HAVE FUN!

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Meanwhile in Scotland

“Rule Britannia - Britannia rules the Waves”

The Scottish stand with the Brits & The Irish as spontaneous protest breakout all across the country again.

The whole of Europe is rising.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@UKFREEDOMUNITE @Slipstreamair here’s some more hate speech for you, go fuck yourself.

[peter beale @bealepeter]

@UKFREEDOMUNITE God speed boys. Show them, show them all.